Three Women Beat Up a McDonald's Worker And Then Took The Best Mug Shots Ever

Fox 5 - Police say three women face charges after allegedly assaulting a fast-food restaurant employee for slow service. The incident happened Wednesday at a Bellevue, Ohio McDonald’s. Police say that Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaley assaulted a female employee in the restaurant’s parking lot because she was, “working too slowly when dealing with three woman and their family and friends.” All three women face assault charges stemming from the incident.

Perfect. Amazing. If you’re just some random chicks and are going to beat up a McDonald’s worker in the parking lot, that better be what you look like and how you take your mug shots. These bitches are high out of their god damn minds. I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m a big mug shot guy. Big. I love nothing more than when people are crying in their mug shots. It’s the feeling of instant regret. Usually it’s dumbass bros coming out of a blackout realizing what stupid shit they just did. But these two ladies posing and smiling with glee that they fucked up a McDonald’s worker are way up there in the power rankings. I mean look at this face:

She’s just so happy, so proud of herself. You can’t help but laugh.

And this bad mamajama:

What sort of judge and jury could convict that face of assault?

What a crew.